Holly Simon
Hi girls—let’s have a verb over! Tonight will be more fun than a noun of animals . We can verb our nails, watch all our favorite plural noun , and of course, talk about the boys we verb . Sure, male celebrity might be adjective , but we can’t see him every day in favorite class —how about noun ing closer to home? There are all kinds of boys all around us, just waiting to verb us any second—we should get adjective !
The most adjective thing about any boy is that he makes you verb . Which boys have made you verb ? And which have just made you other verb ? We know all the same boys—let’s tell everyone all our plural noun about them. After all, every verb over should include adjective stories about boys. And there are no boys allowed here, so when we verb about them tonight, we don’t have to be as adjective as a animal —we can verb whatever we want!
Honestly, boys are hard to verb . But we’ll be adjective if we tell each other everything we know about them. For big number s of years, girls have past-tense verb boys by working together. We know boys are adjective to girls they think are adjective . So if you want a boy to verb you, you should act adjective around him. Let him see your body part , but don’t show off your body part , and in his plural body part you’ll look like a noun ! Of course, boys don’t always verb about that—they make up their minds in adjective ways. But even so, girls should verb our best!
Some boys are more adjective than others—let’s figure out which ones. And let’s talk about what to verb to make those boys verb . When some adjective boy is around, you can try wearing adjective plural noun , or verb ing more adverb . But he still might verb you. Some boys just can’t verb their body part s off us! Some of us verb what it’s like to have a boy put his body part on your body part . It can be adjective , but us girls can verb to each other—like we’ve always done.
At some point or other, every girl verb s about boys and how they verb . Sometimes they make it adjective , but if us girls are adjective enough, we’ll just verb from each other. That’s what verb overs are for! So when any of us are back in favorite class with a boy who makes us feel adjective , let’s get back together and always verb each other. In the meantime, let’s verb our plural body part ! We’ll stay up till time (and drive your mom adjective ). This is going to be a night we’ll never verb !
Holly Simon is a freshman studying theatre and too many other things. Her life is dedicated to liberation and love, which if you ask her are just about the same thing.
