Wait. Tell yourself that it’s just late. That you’ve been exercising a lot recently. Do mental math. Joke about it with your friends. Don’t tell your boyfriend. Buy a box of tampons at CVS and give your change to the homeless woman outside for karma. Put the tampons on your shelf, right there, by your… Read More How to Take a Pregnancy Test

Here, in my hands, is a bowl filled with everything you could ever desire. The hands that hold the bowl are narrow and smooth, without any bumps or blemishes. I make sure to maintain a clean and balanced diet for you, and to drink water and sleep with gloves filled with Vaseline at night, so… Read More In Conversation With A Hand Model (Whose Palms May Or May Not Be Containing The Universe)

Write poems about what scares you they said, so I said here okay: I have a mood disorder. My moods are disordered, unruly, crazy-bitch moods. They’re radio waves, wound-up wire traveling horrifying frequencies. I wind up, I am happy? I can do this. I am singing, the dog days are over-er-er, the dog days are… Read More Getting poetry advice from the internet